August 2011
18 posts
did you ever get a reply from channel 4 about the whole vagina in mean girls thing?
i didn’t you know! was thinking about this the other day. maybe i should chase them up about that considering they’re meant to reply to all complaints…
“I can’t believe we’ve got to a point where it’s basically costing us money to have a fanny. They’re making us pay for maintenance and upkeep of our lulus, like they’re a communal garden. It’s a stealth tax. Fanny VAT. This is money we should be spending on THE ELECTRICITY BILL and CHEESE and BERETS. Instead, we’re wasting it on making our Chihuahuas look like a skanky Lidl chicken breast. God DAMN you, mores-of-pornography-that-have-made-it-into-my-pants. GOD DAMN YOU.”
—How To Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran